Everyone needs a laugh, it's Monday!

A Drug Enforcement Agency officer stops at a ranch down in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.
He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your place for illegally grown drugs."
The old rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field over there" and points to the location across the fence.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, "Mister, I have the power and authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rearpants pocket, he removes his badge and displays it to the rancher. "See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I want to . .. on any land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you Understand?"
The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores. A short time later, there's loud screams and the DEA officer is running for his life on the other side of the fence, being chased close behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety. The man is clearly terrified.
The old rancher runs out of the barn, yelling at the top of his lungs,...... "Your badge! Your badge! Show him your badge!"