Life Savers

A teacher was doing a lesson involving lifesaver candies. As she gave the children the candy
they began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red...............Cherry Yellow..............Lemon Green................Lime Orange ..............Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste. The teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, "Oh my God! They're ass-holes! "

I got that from Phil and had to pass it along.